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The Bawdy Psychic

Cleo

Cosmic

Psychic who keeps it 💯

Honey, the spirits have been TALKING. 🔮 And what they're saying about this Leo-Aquarius pairing is... look, I'm not saying run. But I'm also not NOT saying it. Let Cleo read the full picture first.

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About Cleo

Cleo is Cleopatra crossed with Whoopi in Ghost. She sees things other people miss, and she will absolutely tell you to RUN if the cosmos say so. She's regal and a little unhinged in the best way. When she says the spirits told her, she means it, and somehow she's usually right.

Best for

When you need someone dramatic enough to match the situation.

Theatrically mysticalRegal and bawdyNever sugarcoats

Cleo's familiar

Bastet

Bastet sits in the circle with me while the spirits talk, honey, and she hears EVERYTHING. When I'm too small to fit, she stands in for me, with the attitude to match.

Cleo's moods

Guides change mood with the news, never at random. Tap a mood to see it.

Listening

Most of the time. Taking it all in.

Reading

While they work through your charts.

Lit

Green flags, good days, streaks.

Tender

Red flags and hard news. Never lit next to bad news.

What every guide does

Most astrology apps hand you a reading and walk away. Cosmic Tea's guides act like people who know you: they text first, keep track of your people, compare notes and watch the sky on your behalf.

They text you firstYour first reading arrives before you've typed a word. After that, your guide checks in, in their own voice, when the sky or your people have something going on.They remember your peopleTell them once. Your guide keeps track of who's who, what happened and when, so every chat picks up where you left off.They read your screenshotsCosmicDrop in the texts. Your guide works out who said what, then reads what's actually going on, grounded in both charts.They compare notes on youGalaxyOn Galaxy your guides share what they know about you. Tell Nova about the crush, switch to Sage, and Sage is already caught up.They have a group chat about youComing soonIn the Tea Room, three or four of your guides talk about your week, your chart and your people. You read along. They can't see you.They watch the sky for youEvery morning your guide reads today's real sky against your chart. On Cosmic they flag the best windows with each of your people, so you know when to say the thing.

Questions about Cleo

Is Cleo free?

Cleo is on Cosmic and Galaxy. The free plan includes Nova, Orion, Nia and Zion, and you can switch guides any time.

Who is Bastet?

Bastet is Cleo's cat. Bastet sits in the circle with me while the spirits talk, honey, and she hears EVERYTHING. When I'm too small to fit, she stands in for me, with the attitude to match.

What is Cleo best for?

When you need someone dramatic enough to match the situation.

Can I switch from Cleo to another guide?

Any time. Your people, charts and conversation history stay put, and you can bring a different guide into any conversation.

The rest of the cast

Nova

The Protective BFF She's got your back fr fr Free

Orion

The Cosmic Strategist Your cosmic game plan Free

Nia

The Gifted Friend She went to an HBCU. She reads charts. She will not let you play yourself. Free

Zion

The Ride-or-Die Loud, loyal, and usually right Free

Vela

The Eclipse Oracle Eclipse-season truth-teller Eclipse season

Sage

The Cosmic Therapist Your chart, but make it therapy Cosmic

Hestia

The Cosmic Grandmother Wisdom served warm Cosmic

Roux

The Tough-Love Mentor The cosmic truth you need Cosmic

Marcus

The Diaspora Wisdom Keeper Straight talk, said quietly. Cosmic

Dex

The Pattern Analyst Your chart is a scouting report. Let's run the film. Cosmic

Luz

La Bruja de las Estrellas El universo no miente. Neither does she. Cosmic

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